The Grumpy Old Git's To Life Hardback Book
If your cup is permanently half empty, chances are you're a Grumpy Old Git.
Classic symptons are:
inability to walk on the sunny side of the street
inability to see ther funny side of life
inabiloity to start a sentance with anything other than 'Humph! It wasn't like that .....
Oooooh, you're a Grumpy Old Git all right and hilariously with it!
Would make a great xmas gift
Any questions welcome